Get a Steal of a Deal on Wednesdays With Half Off Pizza at Side Piece Pizza

The great thing about pizza is that you never really need an excuse to have it, but Side Piece Pizza is providing you with one nonetheless. Every Wednesday, Side Piece Pizza is offering half off their signature 22-inch cheese pizzas, good for both delivery and take-out. The craziest part of this deal is that it’s rare to get quality pizza for such a low price, but Side Piece Pizza loves to be nice and treat their customers right, one of many reasons they are the best pizza parlor in Summerlin. 

So while you kick back and enjoy your midweek treat of half off pizza from Side Piece Pizza, chew on these fun and crazy quotes about pizza from other pizza lovers–aka humans–that give food for thought. 

Pizza Practicality 

“When life gives you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it.” – Anay

“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is ‘Yes, I can live without you.’” – Bill Murray

“And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.” -Tiger Woods 

Silly by the Slice 

“I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.”- Mike Birbiglia

“Sex is like pizza: if you’re going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the $%#& you’re doing.”- Oliver Markus Malloy 

“Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge–LET’S GO!”- April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation 

Deep Thoughts but Not Deep Dish 

“There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap.” – Kevin James

“Any pizza can be personal if you cry while eating it.” – Aparna Nancherla 

“I’d rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings.” – Sarah Burgess